Constimplating
The act of thought processing while constipated and using the toilet.
Guy 1: Hold on man, Ill be right back, i gotta let out a big one
Guy 2: Alright ill wait
"Goes to washroom and comes back 10 minutes later"
Guy 1: DUDE I JUST THOUGHT OF THE COOLEST WORD!!
Guy 2: Must of been doing some mad Constimplating
Guy 1: Dammit you already got it >.<!
Guy 2: Alright ill wait
"Goes to washroom and comes back 10 minutes later"
Guy 1: DUDE I JUST THOUGHT OF THE COOLEST WORD!!
Guy 2: Must of been doing some mad Constimplating
Guy 1: Dammit you already got it >.<!
Constimplating
When you are so deep in thought you get the same look as when you are trying to squeeze one out while constipated.
Person 1 - "Give me just a minute to think about this..."
Person 2 - "Dude, it's been 5 minutes. Stop constimplating and make a decision!"
Person 2 - "Dude, it's been 5 minutes. Stop constimplating and make a decision!"
Constimplation
(Verb) can’t work out shit in your head.
Introduced to the world through TikTok on October 31, 2021 by Shadow
Introduced to the world through TikTok on October 31, 2021 by Shadow
I cannot believe he did that, I now have a case of constimplation.