constipant
An item that causes constipation.
Cheese is a delicious constipant.
constipant
a stuck-up cunt
damn, Lacy Conner is a friggen constipant, I wish she'd just anorex herself to death.
constipation
when you've gotta go, but you're ass says no
chips got constipation
Constipated
The Shit don't come out
Me: Doctor! I think i'm constipated.
Doctor: What did you eat?
Me: Really nothing but i did shove flex tape up my ass.
Morgan Freeman: And the moral here is.. Don't shove flex tape up your ass
Doctor: What did you eat?
Me: Really nothing but i did shove flex tape up my ass.
Morgan Freeman: And the moral here is.. Don't shove flex tape up your ass
Constipation
The act of not being able to squeeze a terd out it is probably just as bad as having a baby, results in horrible cramps, possible infection, and even sometimes the need of having something stuck up your ass.
I once was extremely constipated and didnt poop for a week and nothing would work, no enemas, supositories, laxatives, nothing.... so what they did was bring me to the hospital, stuck a tube down my nose in to my stomach and pumped an unbelievable ammount of laaxative in to me... 4 liters. I shat for 12 hours and after all the poo was clear i shat water wow what a fun time.
Constipation
The state where taking a shit is hard and it hurts like a mother fucker!
Help me god! I CAN'T TAKE A FUCKING SHIT!!!
In German it is called: Farfrompoopin.
In German it is called: Farfrompoopin.
Constipated
When you're full of crap, and you don't give a shit
John was full of crap, but he couldn't shit, he was constipated