Constipation Stroke
When you try to shit but can’t so you make the effort worthwhile by giving yourself a good old fashioned wank and rubbing one out before flushing and hoping the turd will pass next attempt. If not, repeat.
I’m on my third constipation stroke today. If I don’t blow the other way soon I may have to resort to an enema.
Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.
Sometimes I think he eats a poor diet just for the ability to constipation stroke.