constipator

One who disturbs your shit and annoys you.

See greenblatt

Robert Greenblatt sure is a constipator, because he cancelled Dead Like Me, one of his network's most top rated shows. This has angered the show's fans, who are cancelling their subscriptions in record numbers.

constipator

A food which is difficult to digest and actually inhibit bowel movements.

Pizza is a constipator. Cheese is difficult to digest and the tomato sauce and the cheese prevent the top side of the dough from being baked.

constipation

when you've gotta go, but you're ass says no

chips got constipation

Constipated

The Shit don't come out

Me: Doctor! I think i'm constipated.
Doctor: What did you eat?
Me: Really nothing but i did shove flex tape up my ass.
Morgan Freeman: And the moral here is.. Don't shove flex tape up your ass

Constipation

The act of not being able to squeeze a terd out it is probably just as bad as having a baby, results in horrible cramps, possible infection, and even sometimes the need of having something stuck up your ass.

I once was extremely constipated and didnt poop for a week and nothing would work, no enemas, supositories, laxatives, nothing.... so what they did was bring me to the hospital, stuck a tube down my nose in to my stomach and pumped an unbelievable ammount of laaxative in to me... 4 liters. I shat for 12 hours and after all the poo was clear i shat water wow what a fun time.

Constipation

The state where taking a shit is hard and it hurts like a mother fucker!

Help me god! I CAN'T TAKE A FUCKING SHIT!!!

In German it is called: Farfrompoopin.

Constipated

When you're full of crap, and you don't give a shit

John was full of crap, but he couldn't shit, he was constipated

俚语	constipator
释义	constipator One who disturbs your shit and annoys you. See greenblatt Robert Greenblatt sure is a constipator, because he cancelled Dead Like Me, one of his network's most top rated shows. This has angered the show's fans, who are cancelling their subscriptions in record numbers. constipator A food which is difficult to digest and actually inhibit bowel movements. Pizza is a constipator. Cheese is difficult to digest and the tomato sauce and the cheese prevent the top side of the dough from being baked. constipation when you've gotta go, but you're ass says no chips got constipation Constipated The Shit don't come out Me: Doctor! I think i'm constipated. Doctor: What did you eat? Me: Really nothing but i did shove flex tape up my ass. Morgan Freeman: And the moral here is.. Don't shove flex tape up your ass Constipation The act of not being able to squeeze a terd out it is probably just as bad as having a baby, results in horrible cramps, possible infection, and even sometimes the need of having something stuck up your ass. I once was extremely constipated and didnt poop for a week and nothing would work, no enemas, supositories, laxatives, nothing.... so what they did was bring me to the hospital, stuck a tube down my nose in to my stomach and pumped an unbelievable ammount of laaxative in to me... 4 liters. I shat for 12 hours and after all the poo was clear i shat water wow what a fun time. Constipation The state where taking a shit is hard and it hurts like a mother fucker! Help me god! I CAN'T TAKE A FUCKING SHIT!!! In German it is called: Farfrompoopin. Constipated When you're full of crap, and you don't give a shit John was full of crap, but he couldn't shit, he was constipated
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