Constipeetion
Similar to constipation, when you gotta whiz but you just can't. Sometimes can be frustrating or even painful.
"F@$&! Constipeeted."
or
"Dude don't watch me when I pee. You're giving me constipeetion."
or
"Dude don't watch me when I pee. You're giving me constipeetion."
Constipeetion
When, instead of releasing your blockage, you fire a missle of pee against your bathroom wall.
Darren: Dude, why is the bathroom wall all wet?
Joe: Oh, sorry, I had major constipeetion. I pushed so hard I pissed all over the wall.
Joe: Oh, sorry, I had major constipeetion. I pushed so hard I pissed all over the wall.
constipeeted
Not being able to pee, like being constipated
I'm constipeeted, I can't pee!