constiplation
to spend hours on the toilet pondering life
I had a gallon of cheese dip so I spent the rest of the evening in constiplation that great men crap alike.
constiplating
Thinking or designing while your head is up your ass.
The engineer was constiplating on how to build a water plant.
Constiplation
con·sti·pla·tion \\ˌkän(t)-stə-ˈplā-shən, 1 : To spend a vast amount of time thinking about whether or not you need or can poop.
Dude, I ate a dicey burrito this morning for breakfast, and I've wasted the entire last hour tied up in constiplation, I really don't want it to hit me during the meeting.
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constiplating
contemplating a bowel movement
You know that famous statue,The Thinker? It looks like he's sitting on a toilet constiplating.
Constiplation
When you forget to bring your phone into the bathroom and have to spend your time thinking about life.
Man, I forgot my phone. Now I have to spend my time in constiplation instead of mindlessly scrolling through Instagram while I poop.