consturbed
to be disturbed and confused at the same time
He looks a tad consturbed
Consturbating
The act of masturbating to make yourself feel better about something.
Blair was pictured consturbating after losing the rugby match..
consturbation
Continuous excessive masturbation.
Jim really needs to get a girlfriend; he suffers from consturbation all day and all night.
Consturbation
After you and your girl finish having awkward phone sex then have a non- awkward converstaion about the phone sex.
"Oddly enough... masturbating doesn't seem so bad after consturbation."