Age Theory
The Age Theory is based on social norm that the older the woman is , the more accpetable it is for her to make the first move or persue a man as oppossed to the man making proverbial first move.
Any woman over the age of 30 should in accordance with this theory be able to persue a man ( Regardless of if he is younger or older than her) without being label " Promiscuous" , "skanky" or "Whore".
Research has shown that the majority of the male population agree to this theory and that there is a talk of amending the theory in order to lower the accepted age limit.
Any woman over the age of 30 should in accordance with this theory be able to persue a man ( Regardless of if he is younger or older than her) without being label " Promiscuous" , "skanky" or "Whore".
Research has shown that the majority of the male population agree to this theory and that there is a talk of amending the theory in order to lower the accepted age limit.
Mike : "Hi Johnny , how you been?"
Johnny :" Waz up dude, just chilling. This old chick has been on my case, begging me to go on a date!"
Mike : " how old is this chick" Over thirty?"
Johnny : " 31 actaully.I am taking her to Burger king later. Got to respect the Age Theory man!".
Mike : " Of course!! Has she got an older sister for me?"
Johnny :" Waz up dude, just chilling. This old chick has been on my case, begging me to go on a date!"
Mike : " how old is this chick" Over thirty?"
Johnny : " 31 actaully.I am taking her to Burger king later. Got to respect the Age Theory man!".
Mike : " Of course!! Has she got an older sister for me?"
Prime Number Age Theory
A widespread theory/belief that states, "One has better luck when their age is that of a prime number"
When someone is of an age that is a prime number, they can truly say that they are in their "prime year". This applies to both luck, fortune, and overall charisma. It's a good time to buy a lottery ticket or open a fortune cookie, and to try new things.
A 'Prime Number' is a number only divisible by itself and one.
Ex. 1,2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19,23,29,31,37,41,43,47,53,59,61,67,71,73,79,83,89,97, etc....
When someone is of an age that is a prime number, they can truly say that they are in their "prime year". This applies to both luck, fortune, and overall charisma. It's a good time to buy a lottery ticket or open a fortune cookie, and to try new things.
A 'Prime Number' is a number only divisible by itself and one.
Ex. 1,2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19,23,29,31,37,41,43,47,53,59,61,67,71,73,79,83,89,97, etc....
"Happy 31st Birthday, you know what that means?"
"Of course I do! I subscribe to the same PRIME NUMBER AGE THEORY as you! This year is gonna rawk!"
**HIGH FIVE**
"Of course I do! I subscribe to the same PRIME NUMBER AGE THEORY as you! This year is gonna rawk!"
**HIGH FIVE**
Aged-Nut Theory
The theory that if a male does not masturbate or anything that causes them to nut then their nut will age. The long a male's nut ages the better it tastes for the female or male. A good comparison for nut will be wine. The longer a wine ages the better it tastes and the more of a luxury and delicacy it is.
Friend: "Hey man, you practice the Aged-nut Theory"
You: "Of course man, I'm trying to give my woman a delicious tasting nut"
You: "Of course man, I'm trying to give my woman a delicious tasting nut"