continental drift
In which a person's boxer shorts fall down off of their waist completely while their jeans remain perfectly in place.
I was walking down the street one day when I experienced some amazing continental drift. I felt free.
continental drift
When people of an extremely large size get off their ass/couch and make it out of the house to adventure into the world.
Guy 1: Hey you see how fat that person is? Im suprised theyre not at home eating their face off.
Guy 2: Yeah im suprised too. We got a serious case of continental drift.
Guy 2: Yeah im suprised too. We got a serious case of continental drift.
speed of continental drift
moving at an extremely slow pace
Dude, what took you?
Traffic, man, we were moving at the speed of continental drift!
Traffic, man, we were moving at the speed of continental drift!