convenience cooler
When you're too damn lazy to get to the fridge to get bevs, so you have a cooler handy that shortens the distance. Until you need to refill that is.
"Oh man I'm too hammered for my own good. But my throat is so parched and the fridge is so far! Whatever shall I do?"
Convenience Cooler: " HAVE NO FEAR FOR I AM HERE TO SAVE THE DAY"
Convenience Cooler: " HAVE NO FEAR FOR I AM HERE TO SAVE THE DAY"