cooch guard
the female equivalent to a cock block
*talking to the Hulk*
Rose: Yeah, it's green.
Kitty: Hey, Rose! *walking up with Gay-tard*
Rose: ...oh, haii, Kitty, Gay-Tard.
Kitty: Oh, i see ur busy, let's go Gay-tard!
Gay-Tard: Hulk, let's talk about Batman and Underworld.
Rose: Dood, you are seriously being a cooch guard right now.
Kitty: Yeah.
Gay-Tard: Oh, ok. *Stomps off*
Rose: Yeah, it's green.
Kitty: Hey, Rose! *walking up with Gay-tard*
Rose: ...oh, haii, Kitty, Gay-Tard.
Kitty: Oh, i see ur busy, let's go Gay-tard!
Gay-Tard: Hulk, let's talk about Batman and Underworld.
Rose: Dood, you are seriously being a cooch guard right now.
Kitty: Yeah.
Gay-Tard: Oh, ok. *Stomps off*