Coochie Quest
When a person travels over 5 hours for coochie. On their travels should they expect to obtain coochie is up to the coochie owner.
For a proper coochie quest, the coochie must be wettest of the wet, the owner of said coochie must exude the warmth of the sun and the journey must be difficult enough that it will be a tale of valor among the boys.
Not to be confused with Coochie Sidequest
For a proper coochie quest, the coochie must be wettest of the wet, the owner of said coochie must exude the warmth of the sun and the journey must be difficult enough that it will be a tale of valor among the boys.
Not to be confused with Coochie Sidequest
Old man in a cave: Take this sword as you will need to fight off other simps on your coochie quest. Beware of falling prey to predators known as 5 and below and use your eyes and see that this may not really be worth it. Go for a hometown hottie you dumbass
Coochie Quest
Where someone participates, constantly, in activities or actions to get a females reproductive organ know as the Vagina.
Guy: Dude, you're still a virgin? You need to go on a coochie quest.