Coochmastery
A noun used to describe/lead into a story about some absolutely epic sex that one has had.
JK: "Oh boy... wait till you hear TM's latest tale of coochmastery."
TM: "I just had a threesome in my dorm lastnight. The third girl that was there chickened out, but later on we showered together and I conquered it."
CP: "Wait... you're not a virgin?"
TM: "I just had a threesome in my dorm lastnight. The third girl that was there chickened out, but later on we showered together and I conquered it."
CP: "Wait... you're not a virgin?"