Coochmonia
a cold that a woman will catch because she exposes booty meat or the crotch in seductive clothing or summer clothes on a warm day in the winter season.
It's February and you are a woman that lives in a state where it's normally cold but for some reason it warms up and the temperatures are unusually warm so you decide to put on a short halter dress/low cut shorts and some open toe shoes even though it's still winter. Then a couple of days go by and you can't figure out why you are sick. These people will be the first ones to call out sick from work once the weather changes back to adverse conditions that are normal of winter because they've caught coochmonia.