cooked dog
the tacos in Mexico that dont very much taste like regualr meat.often more hard to bite into....if you lost your dog in mexico.. chances are, you ,may be eating it. you also may find this cooked dog substance in tacos, burritos, enchaladas, ect..
(in a Mexican accent)
1:you like cooked dog?
2:cooked dog five dolla.
3:free cooked dog if you buy brac-a-lets!
4:we like cooked dog in me-he-co!!!
1:you like cooked dog?
2:cooked dog five dolla.
3:free cooked dog if you buy brac-a-lets!
4:we like cooked dog in me-he-co!!!
Cooking the dog
When your ex girlfriend/boyfriend makes up a bullshit story to get you jealous so you'll want to get back with them. See also Fatal Attraction - boiling the rabbit
Crystal was cooking the dog when she told you your best friend was drunk and hitting on her.
Cooking the dog
Furiously masturbating.
John: "Dude, what are you doing?"
Furious masturbator: "Cooking the dog bro."
Furious masturbator: "Cooking the dog bro."