crotch pot cooking
The act of shitting in your pants, especially when farting.
Jeff has crotch pot cooking down to an art. His specialty is trouser chili.
Cooking pot
When you spread a males ass and stick the handle of a cooking pot in it while your dick is in the ass as well. While fucking the male in the ass you shit in to the cooking pot that’s handle is inserted in the ass.
I cooking pot the big black man I was fucking