Cookold
A culinary inadequate husband who accepts his wife is a better chef. she is allowed to bake anything she wants and the husband usually sits there and watches. If he's lucky he'll get to link the plate when she's done. ;P
Doug had the food preparation skills of a little boy and his wife Jill was always hungry. His choice was get a divorce or become a cookold. Jill now makes the best souffe.
Cookold
After a man watches his wife having sex with another man then is forced to make the man a sammich!
hey chad now you have watched me rail your old lady, I am tired and hungry now get out of that corner and go make me a bologna sammich, you cookold!