Cookstered
When a man fucks a woman or man up the anus, whilst the person being fucked is taking a shit
Bob cookstered Mary whilst she was in the back garden.
Cookster
Describes when someone is being abnormally crazy or strange.
"That boy is a right cookster!"
"Haha, you crazy cookster!"
"Haha, you crazy cookster!"
The Cookster
The Cookster is the one who cooks the best damn meals you've ever eaten!
When a cook does a good job, he receives the name The Cookster.
When a cook does a good job, he receives the name The Cookster.
Hot damn, where's The Cookster at? This meals great!
Cookster
A person with an unnatural gift of 'stringing' someone else along with a story or tale that appears to be reasonable and likely and then delivering the punchline which undoubtedly results in the recipient looking and feeling like a bit of a twat!
That Cookster just made me totally believe that he had conquered Everest wearing only his pants!
Disrespectful Cookster
A small primate who when in an angry state, is known to throw bananas and other assorted fruits at its antagonizer.
Oh my god! That disrespectful Cookster just threw a banana right into my eye, and now I'm blind!!