Cool boner bro
A suitable way to articulate your lack of interest in a male after he forcibly thrusts his erection in the direction of your butthole whilst spooning with him; also an appropriate response to a photograph of a boner sent via text or E-mail.
An adaption of the infamous cool story bro
An adaption of the infamous cool story bro
Chess: Yeah so I was totes spooning with Seth last night, and he kept pushing his boner into my ass. I was like cool boner bro.
Anke: Dude, I said that when Jack told me he was hard.
Anke: Dude, I said that when Jack told me he was hard.