cool bug
an insect filled with cool juice that wonders around throughout earth. if you’re bittin, you immediately become cooler than cool for approximately 15 minutes. if you notice someone being extra cool, check them for bites.
you think that guy brandon over there got bit by a cool bug? he’s being extremely cool right about now.
Cool Bug facts
You dumb fucking cretin, you fucking fool. Absolute fucking bafoon, you bumbling idiot. Fuck you.
Man 1: Hey, wanna hear some cool bug facts?
Man 2: Uh ok?
Man 2: Uh ok?