cool kid

That twat everyone wanted to murder in school due to his/her massively inflated ego, self-obsessiveness and downright sadism. Generally the bully, and often has repressed issues of their own, they are driven insane by the voices in their head telling them to be a conformist, and so drive everyone around them insane by doing the same thing, and yet ironically promotes himself/herself under the nebulous moniker of a "rebel". Murderer of self-worth, dignity, individualism and everything a modern society professes to stand for, yet promoted in the media and society in general as a great role model. Generally fails in life due to thinking they were too "cool" to get a job, or a house, or a source of income, and more often than not forced by terrible circumstances to work for the very nerds they were bullying. Listens to mediocre and downright bad pop music, and, assuming the pop to stand for popular, not populist, he/she forces his/her (lack of) taste onto other people. An all-round arrogant, sadistic tosser that should never have been let out of the asylum.

There are three requirements to become a cool kid:

1) Drinking
2) Drugs
3) Casual sex

Any one of these acts are classified as cool, but to become a certified cool kid you must have taken part in all 3 activities.

True cool kids excel in all 3.

A kid too 'Cool' to do what everyone else wants to do or do anything at all. This will include ditching his/her friends to do nothing at all or not do homework.

His Almighty Coolness

Sarcastic expression for someone who tries to go above and beyond just to be better than everyone else, or stand out from the crowd.

a kid between the age of 9 and 12. they are usually boys but can be girls sometimes. most of them have blonde tipped hair and they think they are the coolest shit around.

there are 2 ways to use this term:

1. sarcastically when you are talking about someone else. This usually means he/she has ditched an event, because they are too cool or tries REALLY hard to "act" cool. for example: being indian and walking with a limp or obnoxiously telling everyone about how they didn't do their homework last night.

2. jokingly when you are talking about yourself. This usually comes up in a conversation likeee shown in the example box. can also be used to flirt when you use it right.

cool kid is a new fashion or trend like scene kids they wear screen tees, skinny legs, lots of buckle jewerly, chokers, they hair are usally layer with lots of different random hot or bright colors like purple, red, neon blue, or hot pink. they go to lots of concerts and hangout at new opening party spots... cool kids usally join new opening spots that usally going to become big such as glogster or ourspace. but still can become popular from bebo, myspace, or facebook. they usally start around the ages of 13 to 23. they also must wear .lots of eye shadow for girls. and alots of piercing for guys .eyebrow,nose,snake bites , etc. . cool kids also use words like normal kids and scene kids self for they usally make they own word or uses a word from scratch like lmao .laugh my ass off. to lmno .laugh mi nipple off. they are also pretty hard core and new to the generation you can be any race really .. also must love music.. NEEDED TO BE A COOL KID vv
ourspace or glogster

cellphone .free texting

money

skinny legs

least one or more piercing

money

lots of screen tees

favorite cartoon charcter jacket

chucks.any color or customize with favorite charcter or friend names or bunch of words cool kids are usally like