cool your tools
a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
Bob: cool your tools margaret
cool your tools
a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
Bob: cool your tools margaret
Be Cool, Bag Your Tool
Means 'Wear A Condom' In A Nonchallant way, so your teachers/parents/boss/anyone else you dont want to kno ur gona have sex, wont notice what your REALLY talking about.
*In The Middle Of A Test.* guy1 "so mann, i was thinkin i was gone "hang out" wit Leah tonight.
Guy2 "hey, Be Cool, Bag Your Tool."
*Teacher looks confused and walks away.*
Guy2 "hey, Be Cool, Bag Your Tool."
*Teacher looks confused and walks away.*
cool out with your tool out
1.To masturbate(if you are a guy) and/or to just sit down and relax with your penis portruding out of your pants.
2.To go out with someone and/or to go somewhere with the intention of having sex.
Syn: hang out with your wang out
2.To go out with someone and/or to go somewhere with the intention of having sex.
Syn: hang out with your wang out
1. I was so bored and tired when I got home from work, so I got out my girly magazines and proceeded to cool out with my tool out.
2a. After scoring this one hot chick at the party, I went to go cool out with my tool out with her.
2b. Since I am so bored and horny today, I'm going to go to the local brothel and cool out with my tool out.
2a. After scoring this one hot chick at the party, I went to go cool out with my tool out with her.
2b. Since I am so bored and horny today, I'm going to go to the local brothel and cool out with my tool out.
cool your tools
a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
Bob: cool your tools margaret
cool your tools
a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
Bob: cool your tools margaret
cool your tools
a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down
Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret
Bob: cool your tools margaret