Coongler
A must have for coongling. Best poaching tool ever made from the deepest, darkest conrner of a racoons' nightmare! High quality coonglers are made from no less than 30g steel cables intricately crafted into a maple staff to wrangle dirty coons, like south western vermin on the borders. This allows you to properly beat their beanlike fucking brains out with out ruining the quality of the fur!
That nasty fucking pack of dumpster rats keep getting my lot dirty! So I'm going to get my coongler and beat them outta existence!