Cooped It

to fuck something up so bad that only the word "coop" is eligible to describe the magnitude of how bad that person fucked up.

To be prepared for the days job at hand and receive a call redirecting you to a completely different job, and or task in which you are not prepared for. Odds are this will start a chain of events which can not be avoided. Ending with a unproductive day

no homo. or saying that u dont wana do anything homo. u didnt mean that in a gay way.

A coffee poop.

While originally thought to by synonymous with moop, it is clear that not all moops are the result of coffee and not all coffee is consumed in the morning.

One of those cool kids who everyone is kinda afraid of, but he's really the man. In short, no one is better.

Coop is a word meaning Cool and hot, typically used in Edinburgh, often among the youth

The act of masturbating into an inside-out sandwich bag, often times using spit as lubrication.
It is critical that the sandwich bag is inside-out in order to prevent the process known as "seam chafing."
This act is generally performed simultaneously with light anal exploration, such as a finger in the anus.