Coopered
(adj.) Heavily inebriated to the point of experiencing age regressive fantasies in reality.
Person A: "Man, last night was so fun! I got everyone at the bar to play hide and go seek with me."
Person B: "Christ you were COOPERED. Never happened bro."
Person B: "Christ you were COOPERED. Never happened bro."
Coopered
When a friend asks to spend the night, then stays for 6 months....
Scott to Mike-"Hey Mike can I spend a few days on your couch while I visit".....6 months later.... Mike's wife-"we've been Coopered".....
Coopered
To be coopered means to be friends with someone for a few weeks and then just randomly hook-up all of a sudden in a drunken night, but you are still friends after it.
Random: Hey Rachel! Am I going to get Coopered tonight?
Rachel: Nope, I am sorry but no one is getting coopered tonight.
Rachel: Nope, I am sorry but no one is getting coopered tonight.
Coopered
When a male producer chooses the easier of the female production assitants to go on a production shoot, even when she has less experience
I asked him if he needed a PA and he chose her over me, I was totally coopered
Cooper
Cooper says fuck off
Cooper fucking hates you
Cooper
Cooper is very close to you.
Cooper - I’m in your walls I’m in your walls I’m in your walls I’m in your walls I’m in your walls I’m in your walls
Cooper
if you know a Cooper, you are very lucky.. Cooper is usually tall and has blue eyes, he isnt the best looking, though. Cooper is the realest, coolest, funniest, most true person you will ever meet. He will also be the best boyfriend you will EVER have! You can trust him with anything.. he will never tel anybody if you dont want him to. Cooper is usually lonely and has never really had a girlfriend for some reason they just want him as a buddy.. I feel bad for him, GIRLS GET ON THIS MAN!!
Lmaoo Cooper you are my bestfriend.. you are soo funny!