Cooter Crickets
Noun. Object. Rolled bits of toilet paper stuck on your pubes due to unsatisfactory wiping techniques. Can also be called "cootie crickets" as in the old sled dogg song "crotch cooties and cooter crickets forever."
Go take a bath babe, you're crawlin with cooter crickets!
Cooter Crickets
Crabs contained in the cooter.
ML has some sick ass cooter crabs.
cooter crickets
Same as "crabs" or a std.
Joe: Hey that girl is pretty bangin!
Nick: I wouldn't touch her cuz I here she has cooter crickets!
Nick: I wouldn't touch her cuz I here she has cooter crickets!