cooter face
1. One whose facial features resemble a vagina. Big lips, a hairy upper lip, and an awkwardly placed/small nose. This is cooter face.
2. A rather obscure term of endearment.
3. An insulting word meant to offend the faint-of-heart.
2. A rather obscure term of endearment.
3. An insulting word meant to offend the faint-of-heart.
1. God, Andy is a sweaty cooter face.
2. I love you, cooter face. Will you bake me a pie?
3. Fuck that, cooterface!
2. I love you, cooter face. Will you bake me a pie?
3. Fuck that, cooterface!
cooter-faced sock puppet
a sock puppet whose mouth is so attractive that it is evocative of a woman's vagina. One might perform acts of self pleasure with said puppet at their own indiscretion.
It can also be used in a derogatory sense where as the party insulted is compared to being nothing more than a masturbatory aid.
It can also be used in a derogatory sense where as the party insulted is compared to being nothing more than a masturbatory aid.
Man, that is one cooter-faced sock puppet. Imma get my hands all over hat bitch!
Quit being such a cooter-faced sock puppet!
Quit being such a cooter-faced sock puppet!
Bunt Faced Cooter
1) when a girl is being a real wench
2) when a guy is being a real puss
2) when a guy is being a real puss
1) "I came home last night and tried to put it in the poop shoot, but my lady was being a real Bunt Faced Cooter"
2) "Yo, bro, you want another frosty bronson?"
"No, I'm ok with just this one"
"Stop being such a Bunt Faced Cooter and slam another coldie"
2) "Yo, bro, you want another frosty bronson?"
"No, I'm ok with just this one"
"Stop being such a Bunt Faced Cooter and slam another coldie"