cooter-faced sock puppet
a sock puppet whose mouth is so attractive that it is evocative of a woman's vagina. One might perform acts of self pleasure with said puppet at their own indiscretion.
It can also be used in a derogatory sense where as the party insulted is compared to being nothing more than a masturbatory aid.
It can also be used in a derogatory sense where as the party insulted is compared to being nothing more than a masturbatory aid.
Man, that is one cooter-faced sock puppet. Imma get my hands all over hat bitch!
Quit being such a cooter-faced sock puppet!
Quit being such a cooter-faced sock puppet!