Cootify
to disperse cooties onto willing/unwilling participant(s); including inanimate objects.
You decided to cootify the food by sneezing on it.
germify contaminate
germify contaminate
cootifying
the act of dispersing cooties to willing or unwilling parties. aka- making out
after the next tyrannasaurusr rex i make out with, i'm all yours for the cootifying