Coparrazzi
The usually imaginary network of undercover cops, FBI agents, and DEA agents that that follow a paranoid drug dealer around, much like the paparazzi stalks celebrities.
"Dude, we've been waiting on you for five hours now. You said you were on your way."
"I had to take the back roads, man! I got the Coparrazzi on my tail!"
"Dude, you are being paranoid. No one is following you."
"Bullshit! I don't care what anyone says, I have seen way too many black SUVs with the letter P in the license plate today! They're stalking me like I was Kim Kardashian on a date with Britney Spears!"
"I had to take the back roads, man! I got the Coparrazzi on my tail!"
"Dude, you are being paranoid. No one is following you."
"Bullshit! I don't care what anyone says, I have seen way too many black SUVs with the letter P in the license plate today! They're stalking me like I was Kim Kardashian on a date with Britney Spears!"