Copenhaver
A Copenhaver is a man that leaves his whole family for a fat Mexican lady that got plastic surgery to become skinny.
Me: Hey did you leave your family for a fat Mexican lady?
Random Guy: Yes I did why?
Me: HAHAHA THAT MAKES YOU A COPENHAVER!
Random Guy: Yes I did why?
Me: HAHAHA THAT MAKES YOU A COPENHAVER!