Cop Fluffer
Someone that will do anything to associate with police officers or be friends with one because they can't become a cop. Basically, they blow any cop they find because they idol worship them.
A: "Matt just bought a 1998 Crown Vic police interceptor because he's in the Junior Police Academy"
B: " He is such a Cop Fluffer."
B: " He is such a Cop Fluffer."