Cordon

An item from the popular mmorpg Maplestory. In the game, a flamekeeper cordon is a red glove with a black wristband, and on this wristband appears an orange worm-like figure. It is a level 50 item which normally grants the wearer 8 magic attack and 20 accuracy in addition to having 5 slots available for upgrade. Although they are rare drops, flamekeeper cordons are coveted by many due to their favorable bonuses. For unknown reasons, this item has become extremely popular on various forums, possibly foreshadowing its emergence as a meme.

An Anglo-French b*stardisation of the phrases "Gordon Bennett" and "cordon bleu", with the latter being made popular by Del Boy in the sitcom Only Fools and Horses. Often used as an bilingual expression of exasperation or as a Bohemian expletive.

Means high quality, litarly blue ribbon. A possible explanation of the orgin of the words meaning is that at competions in France the winner would get a blue ribbon, hence blue ribbon became to be associatied with the best.

a usually Spanish person who doesn't have control over anything.

she will often cry in the corner if you annoy her.

A hit. with the back of the hand. on the cheek.

Also, Cordon Deux, double back hand to the back of both cheeks.

Also, Cordon Fess, a kick to the ass.

Also, L'ARBRE. Being hit in the face with a tree branch.

Also, Linguini. Two fingers pushing the forhead back.

Also, Rigatoni. Flicking someones chin with all fingers.

Also, Tabackernack, to place a cigarette in someones mouth forcefully.

Also, Shnitzle, to push with the fist on someones chest.

All of these moves must be accompanied by a cry of the name of the move.

None of these are done violently, only gently.

When one commits a "Penis Cordon Bleu", he has had sex with a very large girl. PCB got its name for the idea that when a man inserts his penis into a fat chick, it is warm, meaty, and cheesy inside.

During WWII French women would stuff their vaginas with cheese and queef to avoid being raped by Nazi soldiers during village invasions. So offensive was the smell of these queefs that the Nazi’s would avoid these villages entirely; often returning to base in need of medical treatment similar to that required by victims of napalm. Due to the scarceness of food during those times the cheese could not be wasted. In the absence of a chicken the most popular way to enjoy Queef Cordon Bleu was for the whole family to gather around Mum’s vagina with their bread sticks. Every one would enjoy dipping their bread in the cheese and Mum would get a little extra kick for her hard work.