Cordova Rug Burn

(Phrase) A method used to ascend the corporate ladder, usually at a nuclear facility, whereby the employee significantly abrades his or her knees in the process of administering oral sex to a superior in an effort to gain a higher ranking position.
Also a severe abrading of the forehead due to repeated contact with rough carpet, received during violent anal sex from upper management during times of procedural changes; usually accompanied by a sore rectum.