Cord Rage

Cord Rage is the act of raging on any electrical cord, preferrably a computer charging cord. Cord Rage was widely a accepted theory until it was finally proven. On January 13, 2008, the computer charging cord belonging to John JP Cole was confirmed dead in room 216 of Graham Hall, Wilmington, NC. The cause of death was determined to be Cord Rage and muderer, the burgandy chair, was apprehended. January 13 is now deemed a national holiday in honor of JP's cord.