cork boarding
While engaging in the act of sex from behind and are about to cum fiercely into your partner, you announce loudly the cork is about to pop. Upon climax, you grab a cork from a wine bottle and strategically insert it into whatever orifice is gaping.
While intercoursing with my trick from behind, I thought it best to be cork boarding her/him/it at the same time.
Cork Board Conspiracist
Someone who tries to link the smallest things together in a conspiracy theory, and most likely pins pictures of these things on a cork board and runs string between them to fuel the theory
Derek: Hey have you seen John recently?
Connor: Nope, he's been too caught up in his idea that bananas are responsible for lung cancer
Derek: Man he really is a Cork Board Conspiracist isn't he?
Connor: Nope, he's been too caught up in his idea that bananas are responsible for lung cancer
Derek: Man he really is a Cork Board Conspiracist isn't he?
cork board me
when someone talks to much u take a shit in their mouth using the shit as a cork. the juicey shit corks up their mouth
u really wanna cork board me? u fuckin fag