Cormutation
The act of appearing to be deep in philosophical thought, while actually thinking about food and/or sex.
"He looked cormutatively out the window at a woman about to have her dress blown up by the wind".
"Deep in cormutation, he was unaware his friends were laughing at him seducing his own leg with his hands".
"Deep in cormutation, he was unaware his friends were laughing at him seducing his own leg with his hands".