cornbone
A boring, insignificant nobody that is so painfully forgettable that they can be closely related to the 'bone' of a corn.
"Man, that dave guy is such a cornbone"
Cornboning
To celebrate your birthday by deep throating a corn on the cob.
"In my defense, it was my birthday! You are not allowed to use cornboning as a verb." -me using it as a verb :^)