Cornbowl Casserole
A cornbowl casserole is like an Alabama hot pocket, but you eat nothing but whole corn (no chewing) for several days, then shit in a woman's snatch, then eat up. Alternatively, you can fack it, or both.
I thought about giving her an Alabama Hot Pocket, but I wanted something more exciting, so I went with a Cornbowl Casserole.