corn buddy
A friend of equal or greater significance than a best friend and distinct from one's significant other. Two people who are essentially inseparable,literally, like two kernels of corn adjacent to each other on the cob.
Where's your corn buddy? I haven't seen one of you without the other in like 3 years.
corn buddy
A good-natured put down of two, close male friends who are heterosexual but secretly enjoy sodomy by using corn cobs on each other.
You and your corn buddy have a good time last night? I'll bet.
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