Cornchimp

A mouth-breathing, knuckle dragging, mongoloid who can barely function on a day to day basis. They may as well be eating corn all day, as they have no substance to their entire life. This usually goes alongside with having a greasy neck-beard and a putrid smell radiating from them. An absolute low life.

Me: "It was heartbreaking when we came to the realization that our friend Doug is a complete cornchimp."
Friend: "Honestly, I have known for awhile that he is but I think I was partially in denial. Fuck Doug."
Me: "Boy straight up smells like a dumpster that hobos fucked in anyways."

俚语	cornchimp
释义	Cornchimp A mouth-breathing, knuckle dragging, mongoloid who can barely function on a day to day basis. They may as well be eating corn all day, as they have no substance to their entire life. This usually goes alongside with having a greasy neck-beard and a putrid smell radiating from them. An absolute low life. Me: "It was heartbreaking when we came to the realization that our friend Doug is a complete cornchimp." Friend: "Honestly, I have known for awhile that he is but I think I was partially in denial. Fuck Doug." Me: "Boy straight up smells like a dumpster that hobos fucked in anyways."
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