Corn Cufflink
To unknowingly wipe your own ass with the cuff of a long sleeve shirt or dress shirt while wearing it.
Bobby: How come i didnt see you at that big executive meeting this morning?
Todd:Dont tell anyone but i got shit on my sleeve.
Bobby:You gave yourself a corn cufflink?
Todd:(regretfully) yeah
Bobby: Shity..
skid marks shit stain shit skid
Todd:Dont tell anyone but i got shit on my sleeve.
Bobby:You gave yourself a corn cufflink?
Todd:(regretfully) yeah
Bobby: Shity..
skid marks shit stain shit skid