Corn Dookie
The mysterious and somewhat magical phenomenon in which one's dookie will contain corn, despite one's diet.
Also used to describe an unexpected and usually unfortunate situation.
See: Corn in Poop
Also used to describe an unexpected and usually unfortunate situation.
See: Corn in Poop
Ex. 1: "Dude! Come look at this deuce! I haven't had corn in weeks!"
Ex. 2: "That cop pulled me over for a tail light but saw the roach in the ash tray. It was total corn dookie."
Ex. 2: "That cop pulled me over for a tail light but saw the roach in the ash tray. It was total corn dookie."
Dookie Corn
A Dookie Corn, noun, is someone that was grown out of a kernel of corn that was fertilized on a woman's chest by the fecal matter it was emplanted upon with.
Person #1: "That person was adopted, right?"
Person #2: "Yeah, I think he's a Dookie Corn.
Person #2: "Yeah, I think he's a Dookie Corn.