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to flick another mans dick and/or send a pic of your dick to another man

1. an elite Ivy League college often scorned by the other Ivies for having an "easy" admission rate, a fallacy that many people tend to buy. At 11% (2019-20), Cornell's admission rate is, in reality, one of the most selective schools in the United States and in the English-speaking world. By comparison, the admission rates of the most prestigious UK schools such as Cambridge and Oxford are at 15-20%.

2. The only Ivy that doesn't issue a diploma inscribed in Latin. Until this day schools with a long historical standing like Harvard, Dartmouth, Yale, Brown, Penn, Princeton and Columbia still issue fancy Latin diplomas. Whereas younger colleges like UChicago, Stanford and MIT founded since the late 19th century only issue modern English diplomas.

3. One of the most comprehensive universities. Like Harvard and Penn, Cornell has all the major schools including Law School, Business School, Medical School, School of Engineering, School of Design, and the College of Arts and Sciences

the coolest school ever.
well not really
but we try to fool ourselves

at least its better than harvard.

The home of an elite group of scholars at whom Harvard students laugh from ages 18-22, and work for until retirement.

A ruler among men. He is the prophet who makes the ultimate profit margins. He comes in with the cornstocks, remains Bible based, is unable to be cancelled, and has a steady diet of frozen peas and salas, but always separately. He spends his free time door dashing and digging used lottery tickets out of trash cans, putting his earnings away towards his house mortgage. He always gets the best gifts for his wife- Bitcoin. He is absolutely based, and allows no one to graduate from his class.

Where hopeful youth go to have their aspirations obliterated. See: antonyms for Disneyworld, Utopia

Someone who you really love