Corn eyed shit rabbit
An Ethiopian Can Opener shaped to look like bugs bunny. (Hint: If you use cream corn, it will look like he's crying! FUN!!)
My girfreind was complaining about my small dick, so last night I brought out the corn eyed shit rabbit. I got corn dick after it melted, but I gave her a hell of a dirty sanchez
Hey, that corn eyed shit rabbit has a peanut in his head!!
Hey, that corn eyed shit rabbit has a peanut in his head!!