cornfucker
A term for someone from the Midwest, namely the states of Iowa, Nebraska, Illinois, or Minnesota. Usually very boring and has nothing better to do than get themselves off with corn
This isn’t Chicago anymore; we’re in cornfucker country now
cornfucker
One who fucks corn with great ardor and zeal.
Jeez, Antu, you're such a cornfucker.
Cornfuck
The act of shucking corn by inserting entire cob with husk into anal cavity & performing the Vagal Maneuver (bearing down as in a forced bowel movement), thus expelling freshly shucked corn. For best results use a virgin sphincter. After eating corn, husk will become more malleable and easily removed manually.
"Hey Dicky, go cornfuck 12 ears for supper, we havin company."
"but mom....we had corn last night & my asshole is bleeding & the doc said I gotta wait a week....cant Edwin do it?"
"but mom....we had corn last night & my asshole is bleeding & the doc said I gotta wait a week....cant Edwin do it?"
Cornfucker
A person from a midwest state, while most prevalent in indiana, Illinois and missouri.
Those Cornfuckers in the midwest do it with corn
Cornfucked
Another stupid word for confused.
Man, I am so cornfucked now.
Cornfucker
A term created by yours truly, meaning an individual who experiences sexual attraction (ironically or unironically) to abusive or manipulative characters, specifically Steve Cobs from inanimate insanity.
"honestly I'd smash Steve Cobs"
"You. Filthy. Cornfucker."
"You. Filthy. Cornfucker."