Cornfusion
the state of being bewildered or unclear in one's mind about where the corn in your crap originated
Halfway through his morning shower, Mark finally remembered where the corn in his poop was from. His cornfusion was at an end.
Cornfused
A state of mind that occurs when a pushy boss generally referred to as a "cornhole" leans on subordinates with unreasonable expectations; nervous paranoia or fear of failure; loss of self-confidence.
That fucker has me cornfused... my stomach is churning, I feel like shitting my pants.
Cornfused
When a person is confused, but likes corn at the same time. Corn is yummy and should be liked
Confused, but liking corn at the same time is what Cornfused is
cornfused
Unclear about what is happening around you. This lack of clarity is due to having a rural background in an urban setting. Hence, you are not just CONfused, you are actually CORNfused. The "corn" part of the word refers to one's rural upbringing that is responsible for the confusion.
I am really cornfused about how to take the subway.
Every time I try to use the "el" map in Chicago, cornfusion sets in.
Every time I try to use the "el" map in Chicago, cornfusion sets in.
Cornfused
The state of bewilderment arising from not knowing the source of the corn in one's crap.
With a cornfused look on his face, Bryan tried to recall last night's dinner.
cornfused
Drunken slur for the word confused. Usually occurs after a half a case of Beast...
"Dude... thish freaking game is corfusing"
cornfused
another word for confused
"I'm cornfused"