cornpoled
When you get cornholed by someone who took a big ass cob of corn and sqwoosed it onto their dick. It's no fun...I went to Nebraska one time and a bunch of rednecked motheruckers did it to my dog.
guy # 1: what the fuck is up with them crackers they cornpoled my dog? guy # 2: don't ask me, I guess they got nothin better to do.