corn schooner
A loaf of crap distinguished by the presence of less than fully digested corn.
The delicious pico de gallo salsa I had on that monster burrito helped me christen a corn schooner whose maiden voyage was cut short by plumbing unable to accomodate its girth.
Corn Schooner
another term for a turd, espicially one that is laden with corn
Did you see the size of the corn schooners I just left in the bowl?