Corn Status
Kids who drink excessively and are enthusiastic about stanced cars. Known for throwing the best parties, including (but not limited to) Layyeddd Out, Underwear-mustache parties and hotel ragers; it's not gay if it's Corn Status.
"I partied with Corn Status and all I got was a root canal"
Corn Status
When a woman is so hot you would eat the corn pieces out of her crap.
Dude, that chick is corn status.